- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black
Join us for our first radio show of the semester from 9-10 PM TONIGHT at WRGW’s website! In case you haven’t heard, we’re a comedy talk show starring these losers, myself, and more! Listen for puns, bad movies, and lots of categories like “Macklemore or Michael Moore” (quote identification), “Love Shaq” (cause we love Shaq), or “Fox News or the Onion” (headline game)!
While you wait (on the edge of your seats I’m sure), be sure to check out some of the other cool student shows on the radio!
Also head on over to my ask box and submit some questions/advice/etc. that we’ll answer on air! (Keep it PG-13, please!)
Show starts in 10 minutes! Be sure to head on over to the website here to listen!